Now Hear The Notorious B.I.G.

Now Hear The Notorious B.I.G.

Gather 'round for a musical rollercoaster of a review, because we're diving into the world of the one and only Notorious B.I.G.! Biggie Smalls, or Biggie Cheeseburger, as I like to call him, was the lyrical heavyweight of the hip-hop world, and his rhymes were so smooth they could make butter jealous. Listening to Biggie is like savoring a gourmet meal; you don't just devour it, you savor every juicy bar, and by the end, you're left craving for more.

Now, let's talk about Biggie's distinctive style - he had more swagger than a penguin in a tuxedo. His flow was as smooth as a freshly waxed dance floor, and his lyrics were so witty, they could make a stand-up comedian rethink their career choice. The way he weaved stories of the street into his tracks, it's like he was the Shakespeare of the rap game, only with more bling and fewer ruffled collars. If Biggie were still with us, I'm convinced he could have brokered world peace with his rhymes alone.

But here's the real kicker: Biggie's music transcends time and space. Even in 2050, when we're all cruising around in flying cars and communicating through telepathy, "Big Poppa" will still be bumping through the speakers because it's just that timeless. So, raise a glass to the man who made the East Coast-West Coast rivalry seem like a playground squabble, and remember, when life gets tough, just throw on some Biggie, and you'll find yourself nodding along, thinking, "It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up! magazine."

All Biggie Albums Here



Now Hear A Classic: RATT

Hold onto your hairspray, folks, because we're about to dive into the wild world of RATT, the band that made '80s glam metal look like a fashion statement! These guys had more big hair than a tumbleweed caught in a windstorm, and they rocked harder than a jackhammer on caffeine. Listening to RATT is like a time-traveling adventure back to the days when spandex was considered appropriate attire for any occasion, and I mean ANY occasion.

Take their hit song "Round and Round." It's like a musical rollercoaster that's constantly on the verge of going off the rails, and I mean that in the best possible way. The lyrics? Well, they might not win a Nobel Prize for Literature, but who needs poetry when you've got a chorus that makes you want to scream "Round and round, with love we'll find a way, just give it time!" It's pure '80s cheese, and we all secretly (or not-so-secretly) love it.

And let's not forget their fashion sense - they were the kings of leopard print and tight leather pants. They looked like a pack of misfit pirates who raided a hair salon before hitting the stage. RATT may have left the music scene, but they'll forever hold a special place in our hearts as the rock 'n' roll rebels who proved that sometimes, the louder your music is, the better it gets. So crank up "Lay It Down" and let your hair down, because it's RATT, baby, and they've still got that bite!

All RATT Albums Here

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